Friday, October 2, 2009

What If...Stan Lee had written the Bible?

1) Boring titles like 'Book of Job' and 'Book of Mark' replaced with titles like 'And Men Shall Call Him...Herod!' and 'This Man...This Messiah!'

2) John the Baptist gains his powers by being bitten by a radioactive dove.

3) Rallying cry for early Christians is 'Apostles Assemble!'

4) Saul still loses sight on road to Damascus but other four senses are now heightened and he also gains radar sense.

5) After talking to blind sculptress Mary Magdalene, Jesus turns against God and fights him alongside Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

6) Adam and Eve kicked out of Garden of Eden for not using their great powers with great responsibility.

7) Cosmic ray accident blamed for turning Cain evil.

8) Normal people now fear the followers of Christ because they're all mutants.

9) Samson gains great strength from a gamma-ray-bomb accident.

10) Rather than being crucified, Christ is frozen in a block of ice somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean; found and revived years later by Mormons.

1 comment:

  1. That's fantastic.

    And does Christ (complete with a big "J" on his chest) join up with The Mighty Disciples?

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